...to the nose-picker......you just kinda sat at the red light and rolled it between your fingers till it got gummy - - - and dropped it on the floor of your own car...
...ew...
...let's say one third of all the male drivers (yeah, i figure its *mostly* them) between let's say - 20 and 50 - have 1 gram of dried boogers in their car...
...let's also lowball a guess of 150 million or so cars in the country and these doods drive oh, 40 percent of those cars...
(i know, i know - its just a thought exercise, mofos!)
...if my math minor was worth anything - that equates to 20 metric tons of booger out there riding around in automobiles wasting gas...
...snack happy!
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"ADAPT
Attitude, Determination, Anticipation, Preparation, Tenacity"
-Val Mazzenga, (world renowned and award winning photojournalist)
Also, you did a math minor? What does that mean? Is that doing a degree majoring in something, with math not as a major?
I'm only excited because I was doing a double major with math, but ended up conferring my degree without finishing off the math major. So I'm excited when I meet other mathy people! Ha.
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